Happy St. Patrick's Day, my adult-ish friends! Remember when you were in elementary school and got gold stars for just about anything? You answered a question correctly? GOLD STAR! You drew a tree that looks more like a mushroom cloud? GOLD STAR! I think adulthood needs more gold stars, so I’m starting this new tradition. You made it out of bed today? GOLD STAR!
Even if you’re not getting married, going to be in a wedding, or even attending a wedding, you know that bridesmaid dresses are the one thing everyone loves to hate. I read somewhere that over sixty percent of arguments bridesmaids have with brides are about the dresses. From the camo, the zebra, and the pink puff sleeves, I’m here to take you on a journey through the worst of the worst bridesmaid dresses.
Wanna know the fastest way to drain a bank account? Start planning a wedding. I could build an entire, house, feed myself for a couple of years, or build a school in a third world county for less than the average wedding cost. Keep your money in the bank and DIY the hell out of this thing to have your cake and eat it, too.
Part of the joys of being a single twenty-something is that I get to be in a ton of weddings, like six in the past year. Being a bridesmaid is like being handed a part-time job you didn’t really apply for. But still, it’s fun and the booze is free, so whatevs. The role of maid of honor is a totally different story.
It’s 2018 and everyone is shouting out their “New Year, New Me” resolutions. But let’s be honest. You probably came home from the bars last night around 4 a.m after forcing your Uber driver to stop at Taco Bell and decipher your slurred, incoherent order before you finally curled up in your jam-jams.
Getting to the gym is hard and paying for the gym is even worse. Luckily, I've collected 28 of the easiest, best workouts for us lazy folk into one full-body circuit that you can do at home. Seriously. No need to try and create the perfect messy bun, squeeze into an expensive “cute” gym outfit and pretend like you know what you’re doing at the gym.